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ask away~   allie, 19, united states

faraashah:

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softy kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

(Source: niqabisinparis, via pizza)

— 5 hours ago with 259328 notes

 

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

— 1 day ago with 45458 notes

guy:

being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body

(via pizza)

— 3 days ago with 79960 notes

callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

(via tweenw0lf)

— 4 days ago with 17110 notes
eretzyisrael:

Vintage Photograph: An IDF soldier holding a pack of Matzah

eretzyisrael:

Vintage Photograph: An IDF soldier holding a pack of Matzah

(Source: twitter.com)

— 5 days ago with 35 notes
nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

nothiiw:

i love how understandably horrified and upset everyone behind tommy looks as he unleashes this ultimate burn

(Source: exploitastic, via notthefemaledondraper)

— 5 days ago with 36059 notes
agameofclothes:

Wedding gown for Roslin Frey, Ozlem Suer

agameofclothes:

Wedding gown for Roslin Frey, Ozlem Suer

— 5 days ago with 107 notes

2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

(via pizza)

— 6 days ago with 44870 notes
"People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water."
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic, via pizza)

— 6 days ago with 302558 notes

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via caseyanthonyofficial)

— 1 week ago with 70443 notes