take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
"People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of
Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
(Source: cachaemic, via pizza)
#doing it right
"you know, if you go deep enough into someone’s ass, eventually you might just find your way into their heart"
-my completely heterosexual boyfriend
"lol here’s one widow who won’t be wailing"