ask away~   allie, 19, united states

When 5th graders have facebook






shut the heak up kenzie

Who peed in your cheerios this is morning. 

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I’m still not sure what “European features” are.

"Her eyebrows called to mind the curve of the Arc de Triomphe and her breasts were like the rising domes of two twin Saint Paul’s Cathedrals.”

"His erection was like tower of Pisa: Stubby, bending to the right, slowly collapsing,…

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me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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Comic credit: (x)

Lady Macbeth, though.

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"you’re all posers" i say to the models. they are very good at their job

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driving past your old elementary school likeimage

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"How lucky am I to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard."
Winnie the Pooh (submitted by wtfareyouondrugs)  (via psych-facts)

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maryamkhawaja asked: Israel sucks, pass it on



In the 66 years that Israel has, once again been a nation, it has produced 12 Nobel Prize winners, compared to 9 from the entire Islamic world ever. And six of the nine were for the highly politicized and questionable peace prize.

Israel has made huge advances in technology. Isn’t it ironic that you might be using Israeli computer technology to embarrass yourself with your lame, juvenile insult?

Israel has made advances in medicine, agriculture, and energy that are being used worldwide.

Besides Israel’s Save a Child’s Heart charity, they’ve sent teams of rescuers and medical personnel to a number of countries in response to natural disasters. Israel is assisting African nations in a number of ways.

Israel is the only democracy in the Middle East. It’s the only Middle Eastern nation that offers equal rights for all of its citizens, including freedom of religion.

While Christians are being ethnically cleansed from the Islamic world, their numbers are growing in Israel.

There is more, but who’s got time to read, list, and link it all?

It’s a shame that more countries can’t “suck” like Israel.

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AHAHAHAH are you kidding me 

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Hopefully Jason will continue to not wear sleeves for the rest of his life.

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I can’t believe the US is gonna rename the World Cup to Uncle Sam’s Soccer Slamdown when it wins

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